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Superhuman Gender Roles. Instructor: Valkyrie

Valkyrie: Sleeping Beauty. Bridal magazines. “The Bachelor.” All oppressive tools of the patriarchy indoctrinating us to believe we need men to complete our lives. The truth, sisters, is that men will inevitably disappoint you. Intellectually, on the battlefield, and most of all… in the bedchamber.

Valkyrie: Many of the Valkyrior embrace a vow of chastity. It does wonders for focusing a warrior’s mind on what’s truly important: cleaving skulls. But I recognize it can be difficult especially for youths, to ignore the natural appetites of the healthy female body. I am pleased to report one need not turn to a male for satisfaction in this area. Mortal craftsmen have devised-
Tigra: VAL!! What are you doing? You’re supposed to be teaching them to fight! 
Valkyrie: And so I am. To fight the oppression of the phallocentric society they live in. 

Avengers Academy #3

Still the best class ever.

I’d love to know exactly which devices she would recommend!

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   this is amazing but it would be so much better if she didn’t have the dumb boob plate armor that would break you in half...

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   well gosh i hope valkyrie is in The Dark World

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    Exhibit #2 as to why Yvonne would be awesome in this role.

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